Thursday, March 27, 2008

Kevin Garnett And His Effete MVP Bid


As hard as the Garden fans try; M.V.P. chants that swirl through the building for every Garnett basket, he won't be the NBA MVP this season. Look for Kobe Bryant to take that honor with King James keeping him honest throughout the remainder of the season. Be it as it may that the Celtics have the best record in the NBA, and Kevin is a large reason why, Kobe has just done too much. The numbers are too great. True: KG has turned Boston around, into an upbeat, thriving basketball city in only one season (we haven't even played a postseason game yet) but the MVP title encompasses numbers. You may or may not agree with this, but it is unfortunately true. What do you think? Who will be the NBA M.V.P. this year? Furthermore, does the title, M.V.P. encompass more than just statistics, or should it give more importance to the Brian Scalabrine's of the NBA?

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Which Is Greater, The Amount Of Fouls Committed By Brian Scalabrine, Or His Total Points?


In 163 Games with Boston over nearly three full seasons up to 3/25/2008, Brian Scalabrine has 499 points, and has committed an atrocious 313 personal fouls. This season he has 78 points and 56 fouls. So for every basket that is not a free throw, which he will consistently miss, he has at least one foul. 1.39 fouls to be exact. Absolutely pitiful for an NBA "player". Does B-Scal commit more fouls than points next season? If anyone can predict his point or foul total for next season they can have my Dunkin Donuts card...

How Long Before Another Lucky Fan Wins $77,777 Nailing A Mid-Court Prayer?


The last fan to win the full $77,777 prize was Christopher Masse during the last Boston Celtics home game of the 2000-2001 season. He placed himself into Boston Celtics history, and will be remembered for his long range more than Brian Scalabrine. Who can predict the year it happens again?